Presidential Debate: Why Clinton Needs a Proxy (And Trump should just STFU)

Presidential Debate: Why Clinton Needs a Proxy (And Trump should just STFU)

Michael Sasso

In last night's debate, Trump did all the bad Trump things I expected him to do, so I can't even give him a letter grade.  Clinton's performance, however, I give a B+.  She's a good public speaker, sure, but she's not presidential good.  She's not sway me, I'm an unsure undecided voter good.  With every point she made, I found myself thinking, "Yes, exactly!  But man!  Barack, or Michelle Obama, or Elizabeth Warren, or Rachel Maddow, or Jon Stewart would have said that so much better!"  Damnit Hillary, be the president I want you to be!

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Sanders Supporters Become Confused, Apathetic

Sanders Supporters Become Confused, Apathetic

Michael Sasso writes a satire on the disenfranchisement of millennials with the voting system.  

After months of surging support for underdog presidential candidate Bernie Sanders, scores of his Millennial supporters have stopped campaigning for him entirely.  Only weeks ago, they re-posted meme after Sanders meme on social media, they “liked” and “shared” positive Sanders articles that they never actually read, and they added “#FeelTheBern” extraneously to all their tweets.

 

 

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